What is a ASKard? 

ASKard (noun): A non-screen production credit also knowed by "minhas calinadas" verbal's that is usual on the end accompanie by the finger sometimes in my conversations or at some point to provoque a silence or a awkward one or a mindblowing usualy no more than half a minute at the end of the same. Named because cos sometimes conversation are purely bullshit any non profit participatory participants. The constantly use may provoque lonelyness looks of contempt and disdain.

# 2010 These days the fantastic and the extraordinary have been trivialized and made the new normal.

#23196 Freedom is not just physical freedom, it is social and psychological.

#24061 We evolve technologically and human beings remain the same.

#24207 The more they look the more they see. Yeah i kinda do that effect.

#24208 In the past people and animals surrounded me like i was the f* Cinderella.

#24209 OMFG! They God i'm a strawberry cos she's gonna peel'you like an orange.

#24210 You say tomato, but babe today i say you are don't get any. 

#24211 This morning I put a banana between two oranges and laughed like a teen.

We have to admit : it's a healthy breakfast.

#24212 Womans are like 7-eleven for babies.

If you have a problem with that take'it with Mother nature. 

#24213 Womens allways loved kick a guy with verbal judo. 

#24214 Lets not go bananas. We are not bad people. We're normal.

Are we the worst people of the world? NO! Could we improve ? Problaly not. 

#24215 He is thinking with a body part you even't have. I do that a lot.

#Against facts there are not arguments. Ohhh and I have a lot. 

#Talk amongst yourselves like if it was the 90's.